The night before Christmas, Bitcoin on the chain was surging, not without pain.
The bulls were back, they were killing the bears left and right, now six figure bitcoins were a daily sight.
All the miners were buzzing, the hash rate was increasing, and it was securing the network under the winter sky.
Our lambos were shining, parked under the stars, showing that HODLing far outweighs shitcoins.
El Salvador continued to buy more coins for his stockings, before dreams of more seats were inevitably dashed.
ETFs surged, their offerings filled the space, Satoshi declared it was the new age of Bitcoin.
Our on-chain data screamed out loud and clear: “HODL by 2025, HUGE wealth will appear!”
As the supply becomes more limited, there are few coins left for sale, that's the sound of acceptance. Bitcoin is on the rise
When they came out on the charts, there was such a cheer: “A new record in history!” This is our year!”
To the exchanges we flew, with wallets, institutional FOMO was already starting to show.
Investors wondered if we could break the Supercycle, the system with Michael's cheap debt.
So who should appear in a gold-trimmed sleigh? Who else but Trump with such an ambitious and bold plan?
“A strategic reserve!” He announced with a roar: I am sure that the future of America is with Bitcoin!
As his sleigh took off, he winked at the cows, “Merry Christmas to the riders, and good night to the passengers!”
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